"What's this?"asked the tourist.

"Why,it's a shot of whisky!Don't you know that everything is big in Texas?"

Then,an armadillo ran past the door.

"What was that?" asked the tourist.

"Why, that was a Texas cockroach."

By this time,the whisky had gone to the tourist's bladder as well as his head, and he asked the location of the bathroom.The bartender directed him to go down the hall and to the right, but the tourist turned left instead and fell into the swimming pool.

The bartender heard the splash and went to investigate. As he put his head in the door, he heard the tourist cry,"Don't flush the toilet!"

某天一位觀光客走進一家德州酒店 點了一杯威士忌，酒保竟給了他一 大杯的酒。

『這是什麼呢?』觀光客問。

『怎麼了，那是你點的酒，難道你 不知道德州每樣東西都很大嗎?』

那時剛好一隻穿山甲跑過酒店門口。

『那是什麼?』觀光客又問。

『喔，那是一隻德州蟑螂。』

黃湯下肚後，觀光客感到頭昏腹脹， 他問洗手間在那裡，酒保告訴他下樓 後右轉，但觀光客卻向左轉，跌到酒 店游泳池裡。

酒保聽到水聲跑出去一探究竟，才剛 把頭探進門就聽到觀光客大叫
『不要沖馬桶的水!』