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The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath.
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" he yelled.
Shortly, the fire department arrived and one of the firemen leaned down and asked the farmer, "Where's the fire?"
"There ain't no fire," said the farmer, "but would you have come if I'd yelled "Shit! Shit! Shit!?"
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一個農夫正在漆他茅房內的牆壁，
一不小心由坐椅上滑了一跤，跌落
到下面的茅坑內。
『失火了!失火了!失火了!』他叫道。
不久消防車趕來了，一位消防員問道，
『那裡失火了?』
『事實上並沒有失火，』農夫說：
『但要是我喊"大便!大便!大便!』你們會來嗎?
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