Once inside he soon began to enjoy the film.In fact he was so engrossed that he failed to notice that the chicken had worked it's head through his zipper.

One of the two women sitting next to him whispered to the other, "Marbel, Marbel, look at what's sticking out of this guy's pants."

Not taking her eyes off the screen, Mabel replied: "You've seen one, you've seen them all."

"yeah, well, this one is eating my popcorn!"

一個男子買了一隻活雞給老婆當晚餐，但他忘了帶鑰匙，而老婆也要幾小時後才會回來，所以他決定去看場電影。為了進電影院，他把那隻雞塞進褲襠裡。

進入電影院不久，他就盡情享受電影的情節。事實上他看得太入迷所以沒注意到那隻雞已由拉鍊中鑽了出去。

他隔壁坐了兩個女士，其中一個對另一位耳語道："瑪貝爾，你看那個男人的褲子中突出了什麼東西!』

瑪貝爾眼睛不離銀幕回答道：『看過一個，其他的就都一樣啦!』

『是啊，沒錯，可是這隻正在偷吃我的爆米花呢!』