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WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR?

A pretty young blonde, tired of all the insults about her intelligence due to the color of her hair, decided to take matters into her own hands and change her life by changing her hair color to brown. She thus became a stunning brunette. Early one Saturday morning, while taking a drive in the country, she came upon a meadow filled with a herd of sheep. She was immediately taken with the sheep, thinking they were the most adorable animals she had ever seen. She stopped her car, moved close to the fence, and yelled to the farmer, who owned the herd, "If I can guess exactly the number of sheep that you have here in this herd, may I have one?" Reluctantly, he said, "OK!" After pausing for a moment, she said, "There are exactly 352 sheep in this meadow. The farmer was amazed, but because of his agreement, he allowed the young lady to take her pick. Slowly she walked through the herd until she spotted the one that she thought was the most adorable and the most frolicsome. She picked it up and started for her car. The farmer said, "Excuse me, Miss, but if I can correctly guess the color of your hair, may I have my dog back?"

一個美麗的金髮女子,
厭倦了人們老是因為她頭髮的顏色
而懷疑她的智商,於是她決定改變自己
將頭髮染成棕色。
她搖身一變成了棕髮女子。
某個星期六早上,她開車在鄉下兜風時,
路過了一個滿是綿羊的原野。
她深深地為這些羊著迷,
心想這是她見過最可愛的動物。
她停下車,向柵欄走去,對著羊的主人,
農夫,大喊著,"如果我猜對羊有幾隻,
可以給我一頭羊嗎?"
不太情願地,他回答,好!"
大概等了一會兒,她說,"草地上有352頭羊。
"農夫非常驚訝,但是因為他的承諾,
他只好讓年輕女子選擇她想要的羊。
她慢慢地穿梭在羊群中直到看到
她認為最可愛也是最活潑的一隻羊。
她抱著牠向車子走去。農夫說,"不好意思,小姐,
但如果我猜對你頭髮的顏色,
我可以要回我的狗嗎?

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