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A guy comes home totally drunk, with 12 cans of
Budweiser beer sloshing around in his belly
like a keg adrift in a rolling sea.
He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling,
figuring he's been out fooling around with other women.
"Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new saloon," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything
there is golden."
"Bullshit! There's no such place!"
Guy says, "Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden floor.
Hell, even the urinal's gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone
book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up
the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she
asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes, it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do."
"Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey,
Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!"
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一名男子喝得醉醺醺的回家，
喝了12罐Budweiser啤酒的肚子就像海浪中的船，
東晃西晃的晃到家門口剛好被老婆逮到，
相當不悅的她，猜想老公一定又和那個野女人鬼混。
"你整個晚上死到那兒去了?"她質問道。
"在新開的那家很棒的沙龍啊，"他說。"
"金色沙龍，那裡的一切都是金色的。"
"放屁!那有這種地方!"
男人說，"當然有!金色的門，金色的地板。
連尿壺都是金子做的!"
老婆當然不相信他的鬼話，
第二天拿了電話本，找叫金色沙龍的地方。
她打電話到那裡查證老公的故事。
"這裡是金色沙龍嗎?她向接電話的酒保問道。
"是的，這裡是金色酒吧，"酒保回答。
"你們的門是金色的嗎?"
"沒錯。"
"你們有金色的地板嗎?"
"可可以這麼說。"
"那金色的尿壺呢?"
停頓了好一會兒，
然後女人聽到酒保大吼，
"嘿，公爵，我想我逮到那個在你薩克斯風裡尿尿的傢伙了
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