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A lawyer opened the door of
his BMW, when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door,
ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at
the scene, the lawyer was
complaining bitterly about
the damage to his precious
BMW. "Officer, look what
they've done to my
Beeeemer!!!", he whined. "You
lawyers are so materialistic,
you make me sick!!!" retorted
the officer, "You're so
worried about your stupid
BMW, that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was
ripped off!!!" "Oh my
gaaad....", replied the
lawyer, finally noticing the
bloody left shoulder where
his arm once was, "Where's my
Rolex???!!!!!"
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一個律師正打開他的BMW的車門。
突然來了一部車完全撞掉他的車門。
當警察到達時.律師痛苦的埋怨哭訴。
他的BMW損壞賠賞事宜.
說:警察先生他把我的BBBM.........哭訴.。
警察回答說:你這律師真是維物論者實在使我昏倒.
你只煩腦你那爛BMW而沒注意到你的左臂掉了 .
我的天.......律師回答.最後流血的左臂..滾到那....
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