A housewife, an accountant
and a lawyer were asked "How
much is 2+2?"The housewife
replies: "Four!".The
accountant says: "I think
it's either 3 or 4. Let me
runthose figures through my
spreadsheet one more
time."
The lawyer pulls the
drapes, dims the lights and
asks in a hushed voice, "How
much do you want it to be?"
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一個家庭主婦.一位會計員.和一個律師.
同時被問到"2加2等於多少?
家庭主婦回答:"4"
會計員說:我想可能"3或4"讓我曲指再算一次.
律師則拉下窗簾.關暗燈光.微音問:
你要多少呢?
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