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Carlson was charged with
stealing a Mercedes Benz, and
after a long trial, the jury
aquitted him. Later that day
Carlson came back to the
judge who had presided at the
hearing."Your honor," he
said, "I wanna get out a
warrent for that dirty lawyer
of mine.""Why ?" asked the
judge. "He won your aquittal.
What do you want to have him
arrested for ?""Well, your
honor," replied Carlson, "I
didn't have the money to pay
his fee, so he went and took
the car I stole."
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一個車賊被告偷了賓士車.經長時間審判
審判團釋放他.過後回法院.法官說聽說你
無罪開釋了.他說:我要告我那骯髒的律師
法官問為何?他使你贏得無罪開釋.你還告他.
車賊回答說:我沒錢付他的律師費.
所以他拿走我偷來那部車.
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