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A dog ran into a butcher shop
and grabbed a roast off the
counter. Fortunately, the
butcher recognized the dog as
belonging to a neighbor of
his. The neighbor happened to
be a lawyer. Incensed at the
theft, the butcher called up
his neighbor and said, "Hey,
if your dog stole a roast
from my butcher shop, would
you be liable for the cost of
the meat?" The lawyer
replied, "Of course, how much
was the roast?" "$7.98." A
few days later the butcher
received a check in the mail
for $7.98. Attached to it was
an invoice that read: Legal
Consultation Service: $150.
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一隻狗跑到肉販攤匱臺偷了烤肉。
幸好.那肉販認得是他鄰居的。
那鄰居正好是一位律師。
承辦賊案.肉販打電話給鄰居說.
假如你的狗竊了我肉攤的烤肉.你有責任給與肉錢嗎?。
律師回答.那當然.那肉值多少錢?答"$7.98."
過幾天肉販接到一張支票"$7.98."
付上一帳單寫著.依規定諮詢服務費 $150.
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